It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
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he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
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Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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