yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
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were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
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Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
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He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.