If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
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WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
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Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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