Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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