Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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