You work out of a Hotel?
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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