my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
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I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
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I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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