I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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