i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
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I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
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I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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