Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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