I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
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The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
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I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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