That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
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you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
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Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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