Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
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Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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