After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
