What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
So many bounce houses so little time
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize
