So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
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I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
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I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
do nipples grow back?
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