this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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