all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
operation harelip BJ is a go
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
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I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
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No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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