I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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