But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
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...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
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It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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