Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
At least make sure they are 18
Why
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
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no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
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I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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