You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
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I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
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Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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