i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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