So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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