Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
She's the barista slut.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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