Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
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