You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
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