yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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