Already got asked if we're dating
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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