You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
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Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
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I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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