and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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