we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
and she was petting her beer can
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
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Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
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Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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