i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
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as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
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So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
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