Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Alive.
So much puke
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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