yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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