We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
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