quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
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my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
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This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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