May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
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I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
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It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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