Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
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It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
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I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize