scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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