420 ftw
Michael Bay diarrhea
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
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My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
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i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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