So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
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and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
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I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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