then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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