do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
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She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
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Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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