it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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