If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
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Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
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sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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