I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
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