Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
no you cant smoke seaweed
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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