There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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