...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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