Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
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Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
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There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.