plz talk dirty to me
If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.