Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
4 words: hood of his car
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i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
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Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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