Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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