D3 body, D1 cock
Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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