so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
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i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
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I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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